DRINK UP

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. <br>Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. <br>Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. <br>Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. <br>Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am. <br>Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). <br>Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. <br>Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong. <br>Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. <br>Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. <br>Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. <br>Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.<br><br>