JAE Survival Guide

Just a few tip's that come to mind..........
1.Take some good waterproof gear,jackets boot's etc........as for obvious reasons ie the last few JAE's would have put an Amazon deluge to shame.
2.Plenty of spare clothing........as above.
3.A folding chair........nothing worse than returning from a toilet/food run and finding someone who ain't brought a chair lording it in your's whilst you are standing being polite.....WARNING \"Chair-Napper's\" will be dealt with accordingly.......
4.As we are not catering try to bring a supply of food in a cool box that will keep a day or to so as to cut down the cost of the vendor's........
5.Beer.........obvious
6.Silly hat.........not compulsory.......
7.Tent........Don't forget it........
8.More beer.........
9.Tow rope's to pull Numpty Dumpy out of puddle's.........
10.No fighting/wrestling..........this mainly applies to Dave and Minty.....you must have working legs to drive back.........
11.Even more beer.........
12.Drinking vessel........always handy.

pillow!

Mr. G wrote:

3.A folding chair........nothing worse than returning from a toilet/food run and finding someone who ain't brought a chair lording it in your's whilst you are standing being polite.....WARNING \"Chair-Napper's\" will be dealt with accordingly.......

Well F***ing Said, To right Mr G


Mr. G wrote:

9.Tow rope's to pull Numpty Dumpy out of puddle's.........

PMSL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and all the rest.


Mr. G wrote:

10.No fighting/wrestling..........this mainly applies to Dave and Minty.....you must have working legs to drive back.........

Owwww. Thats the fun part Mr G

Ain't it just.........

Did this actually happen then Mr G, did you survive JAE lol

Think i'm getting hardened to these events now.............the conditions were excellent this year...........as opposed to the previous years JAE's.............remember this famous quote...\"i've had a bollockfull of this\".............

Yes I remember that, and as far as i remember it was well justified because I think we all had a bollockfull