Phone Call...

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of
mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when
she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of
that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man
with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she
giggled ....................
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So I told her to f*ck off

old 1 but always a classic.

Jim

aw i'd not read it before lol :

lol very good