made me laugh

A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE

HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS

INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY

AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE

IN BED. HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF

BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE

TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS

ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER NECK,

T HEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE

BATHROOM. WHILE HE'S IN THERE,

THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:



"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED

CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE

PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL

AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.

I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF

HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T

COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.

SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE

NAUSEATES YOU.THIS GUY IS PROBABLY

VERY DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY,

HE'LL KILL US.BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"



TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS:

"HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK.

HE WAS WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY, THOUGHT

YOU WERE CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE

HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT

WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG HONEY.

I LOVE YOU TOO!!"

lol, i bet the husband is not impressed he he


paul

noooooooooooooooo thats the wrong kind of input!! LOL ;D made me laugh to

hahahahhahahahaa

ouch lol