random story generator

www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

simply put 2 names in, some adjectives and adverbs (i found a list of them on google) some other types of words and click drabble me.

heres my story:

The Ugliest Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. pablo strode along the path, making for Mushy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Scrawny Cheese pie, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Leg.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his quickest pizza just in time to face the jittery man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck eagerly, and pablo barely raised his pizza to meet the attack. They fought long and hardly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, pablo found himself forced to one knee, the man's pizza pressed to his roasted nostril. \"I am andy of Mushy Castle,\" he said. \"You are an unworthy guardian for the Scrawny Cheese pie. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the roof opposite the bedroom.\"

But pablo had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his pizza with a twist, overpowered andy and pinned him to the ground. \"What say you now?\" pablo said, looking down upon him.

andy's ear shimmered like a smack in the paps with a pap smacker. \"I have underestimated you, pablo. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more.\"

pablo's desire was enflamed. His nostril throbbed and all his thoughts were to pole-axe andy like a seagull. pablo caressed andy's tender ear and he responded. They came together swimmingly, and their joining was as friendly as their battle, and also much louder.

\"Ah, my sweet rice krispies!\" pablo groaned and pole-axed andy as very as he could.

\"Ouch!\" he yelled. \"What the hell is that?\"

\"Oh,\" pablo said. \"That's where I put the Scrawny Cheese pie for safekeeping. Sorry.\"

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hesitantly on the grass, forgetful of all but their wonderfull love. \"We will stay together forever,\" andy said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Leg never got the Scrawny Cheese pie and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

Good grief.....that's mega f***ingly random....... ......weired......dude ...

that is very very very weird

yet quite funny at the same time

A quick love story (This probably almost maybe happened)

1000 Egg Dogs

Corbs paced quickly back and forth. Upside down dread filled his heart. Tasha should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my clean love, Corbs thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Tasha had been taken hostage by Small Leg, a supervillain who had the city in a state of greater terror. Corbs fainted dead away, like a full glass of pineapple juice.

When he came to, there was a bump on his arm and the upside down dread had returned. \"Tasha, my clem honey bunny,\" he cried out roughly. \"What is Small Leg doing to you?\" Probably torturing her, laughing huskily as he touched her in the breast.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Corbs remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 egg dogs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Corbs ordered in a supply of egg and set to work, folding dogs until his arm was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last dog when Tasha walked in the front door.

\"Tasha!\" Corbs screamed and threw himself into Tasha's arms. \"It worked! I folded 1000 egg dogs and it brought you back to me.\" He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a tram. He kissed Tasha gently on the breast.

\"Actually,\" Tasha said, pulling away slowly, \"I was rescued by the Backwards Chips. He's a new superhero in town.\" Tasha sighed. \"And he's really lesser.\"

The upside down dread came back. \"But you're big to be back here with me, right?\"

Tasha checked her watch. \"Sure. But I've got to go meet the Backwards Chips for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay smooth, baby.\" She left and the door banged behind her.

Corbs choked back a sob and started folding another dog. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

my story doesnt make any sense!!!!

The Patterned Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, greg and nikki went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and greg hit nikki in her eye with a big disastrous iceball. It hurt a lot, but greg kissed it gradually and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

\"We'll make a really manic snow man!\" greg said.

\"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?\" nikki said. \"That would be more dark and politically correct.\"

\"I know,\" greg said. \"We can make a snow cow. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics.\"

So they rolled the snow up patiently and made an interesting snow cow. greg put on a year for the finger. The cow was almost as big as nikki.

\"It looks selfish,\" greg said today. \"But it seems like it's missing something.\"

\"Here,\" nikki said and held up a kitchen neighbour. \"I found this in the water.\" She put the neighbour onto the cow's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the cow, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl He is the pointing gun, we are the bullets of his desire.

nikki screamed quickly and ran but the snow cow chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow cow touched her boldly.

\"Nobody does that to my little Hot Goat,\" greg screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow cow through the leg. It fell down and greg kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

\"You saved me!\" nikki said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The neighbour lay in the yard until a clever child picked it up and took it home.

Lol!

Although....

Curiosity made me look at the rest of the site... It was... extremely disturbing.

lol i bet you loved it

it came off AOC, dont blame me.......

her we go, its random and makes no sense in some places but if you use your imagination its bloody funny!

I'm Dreaming Of A Magnificent Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Pablo sat beautifully She is in bed suffering from, sipping wide-eyed eggnog.

He looked at the yummy flowers hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Rachel had hung it there, just before they looked at each other drunkenly and then fell into each other's arms and cocked each other's japs-eye.

If only I hadn't been so gorgeous, Pablo thought, pouring a purple amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Rachel might not have got so tart and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a red tear and held his ass in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gigantic voice lifted crazily up in song.



I'm dreaming of a magnificent Christmas

Just The winds were ocean waves, thrashing against the trees' limbs.The gales remained thereafter, only ceasing when the sun went down. Their waves clashed brilliantly with the water beneath, bringing foam and dying leaves to the shore.



Pablo ran to the door. It was Rachel, looking vast all over with snow.

\"I missed you amorously,\" Rachel said. \"And I wanted to cock your japs-eye again.\"

Pablo hugged Rachel and started to sob.

\"I think you're drunk,\" Rachel said.

\"I think so too,\" Pablo said and they cocked each other's japs-eye until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted purple headed warrior breast and lived faster until Pablo got drunk again.<br><br>Post edited by: Pabz Promotions, at: 2007/07/15 15:29