The going out permission of a couple

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Time of return

Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total:

Locations to be visited

Females with whom conversation
is permitted

IMPORTANT [ch8211] STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it[ch8217]s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
Request is: APPROVED DENIED
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return:

Signed [ch8211] Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

And if your other half wants to go out, this is there persmission slip:

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I[ch8217]m going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________

how true is this, we want to go out it's 21 questions and you have give a detailed account of waht you are going to do!

they go out and it's: " i am going out whether you like it or not"

ha ha ha ha its so true and thats the way we like it!!! x x ;D

well it's not fair

jesus wept thats wat i need lol

Too true......... ;D

damn it. i need more paper.....

haha yeah thats the way we like it so we cn keep u guys in touch ;D

lmao

jayne xx

Women......!!!!!!!!!.............lol.......... ;D

yes bloody women

i av to be with the boys on this one. Us women do go over board when it comes to guys going out ha...

i have to say im not that bad : honest

x kay x

may need some proof of that!!

how can i give you prove?

x kay x

i am sure you can think of something!

haha,

il have to get my ex to bk me up on tis one then hehe